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    July 16

    与蚊子交手的18回合

    昨天陪老妈逛了一天的街...腿都溜达细了....
    还碰上了小学时候的同学~
    感觉她还是那么超凡脱俗,还是那么冰清玉洁,还是那么销魂性感.....
     
    晚上躺下的很早,抱着电脑看<神雕狭侣> ,黑灯瞎火时发现有蚊子....太懒,不愿意爬起来打```
    正好天热,开空调把蚊子冻死吧````撅着屁股摸了半天,最后在床底下发现了遥控器....
    温度调到最低,蒙上被子,一觉悠到天亮```
     
    早上还没睡醒时发现有蚊子趴我的吊灯上
    一顿 弹纸神功,被它避开,可见轻功了得
    又一阵 翔龙虱巴掌(MISS掉17掌)~最后将其击毙~~
     
    对着墙上的血掌印得意的大呼 : "此血掌印乃赤炼仙子所为~~~"
    忘形之时,只觉大腿根内侧隐隐做痛,低头一看,3个大红胞
    大怒道: " 小兔崽子,你还会使暗器~~??速速将解药拿来,本大狭给你留个全尸~~"
     
    痒啊............
    咬哪不好,,偏咬那里...让我公共场合不能挠,,,得忍着...太辛苦了~~~
    肯定是个母蚊子干的~~~
     
    多亏我腿长,,要是一般人的话,肯定就 命中10环 -- 射中靶心了~~
    看来腿长也能为下一代的安全提供保证~~~
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

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    wrote:
    哈哈..终于知道自己的优点了吧..
    Oct. 13
    tina chenwrote:
    醉温之意不在酒,我看你是要我介绍上海的MM
    July 18
    L.S. ♂wrote:
    哈哈``大家真幽默~~尤其是SMASH电饭锅的那个....才去几天啊,我晕~~
    July 18
    tina chenwrote:
    你大概几号到啊? 我得电饭锅被我摔坏了
    惨。。。。
     
    July 17
    感觉她还是那么超凡脱俗,还是那么冰清玉洁,还是那么销魂性感.....
     
    靠!!!你原來還會說這麽好聽的話阿!!!!
    爲什麽從頭到尾都是損我的阿!!!
    不公平!!!強烈抗議!!!
     
     
    最要你們瀋陽的母蚊子!!!都叮死你!!!
     
     
    July 17
    昨晚和蚊子亲个小嘴,今天上嘴唇就变成小香肠了.
    July 17
    Fairy's Landwrote:
    打蚊子也能这么精彩,强~
    我也在与蚊子奋战中,不过总是失败。
    July 17
    Hui Chenwrote:
    呵呵..偶来留足迹拉..你怎么知道偶上次去过..神..
    偶最进都看神雕哈..不过没有最后2 chapter..
    感觉你还很像很喜欢它啊..都能运用自如
    July 17
    馬嗒嗒wrote:
     搞笑。。
    July 17
    tina chenwrote:
    不觉得DUBLIN贼破。。。
    July 16
    Amy Xwrote:
    哈哈,让蚊子来得更猛烈些吧~~
     
    July 16
    萱 李wrote:
    晕啊,估计那蚊子小姐也够有魄力的了,居然敢去惹你哦
     
    汗...
     
    也挺强哈
    July 16
    慧媛 吕wrote:
    那个……想问一下,既然是蚊子,为什么要叫“小兔崽子”?狂汗~~
    July 16
    盈盈wrote:
    嘿嘿`我不喜欢帅哥``就喜欢不着吊的``
      :(不着吊是什么意思啊…………
    July 16
    L.S. ♂wrote:
    我???
    帅帅的脸???
    看走眼了吧~~~
     
    还有,,帅哥都不可靠的~~虽然我不着吊~
    July 16
    盈盈wrote:
    哈哈```它也是为你着想嘛``要是叮在帅帅的脸上那多有损形象啊```所以你还得谢谢它哩~~
    July 16

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