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    May 04

    FART IN THE LIFT

    今天吃完午饭..在LAB里爽完QUAKEⅢ去上数学课...从GROUND FLOOR到4楼..走电梯吧..刚关上门..我铁子肚子响了~~翻腾的那种声音...紧接着只听#&^%^&#$%.....卸特..真TM响..还带尾音的```
    "~~啊~~~,爽乎!!!!"....
    妈的...放屁事先也不告诉我一声,在电梯里也不让我先准备一下...日死...赶紧憋气...一股洋葱味....这死电梯不是一般的慢...多亏我憋气工夫还不错..一般人肯定享受百分百了....
    到了4楼,,刚从电梯里出来,侧面拐过来一个大腚美女,看架势也要上电梯`匆匆忙忙的,估计是赶时间...``我做一次好人吧..刚回头要告诉她别进去..可惜已经晚了....大腚美女已经直勾勾的冲进去了...我眼看着电梯门关上了...啊门......
    我的祈祷感动了阿拉真主......没出3秒钟,电梯神奇般的开了...大腚一脸无奈的冲了出来...
    "WHO THE F**K  FART IN THE LIFT??!!!!...JESUS....THAT'S KILLING! ...OH,PLEASE DON'T..."
    说话间,放屁者已经逃逸.......
     
    P.S. 这两天右手腕疼....日.....我就知道有人要说我WANKER...那啥事干多了,,还是右手型的..
    嘿嘿,你错了.我偏偏是那10分之一左手型的..哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~
    可能是前两天灌篮灌大了....有时横着下来的时候右手伏地的时候伤了一下下``````
     
     
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    落地开花 Sunwrote:
    亲爱的骆驼，我都不知道给你留点啥了。。。
    千言万语汇成一句话：你等你回来的！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
    May 7
    L.S. ♂wrote:
    TO 思思: 同桌美女~~我北京时间7月2号早上8点半到首都机场..
    TO 驕傲の公主 :  呵呵,玩笑玩笑~~提前过生日没啥不好的...还有我德语只认识SCHEISSE,HOMMO,LESBIENNE等骂人话,你没用那些词的话,我就都当夸我啦````嘿嘿...
    May 7
    驕傲の公主wrote:
    德語怎麽啦！！！你用英語回復我~~~還不讓我用德語回復你啊！！！！
    你小子！！！就總是刺激我好了！！！！看我不找個機會 8了你的P！
    哼~
    May 7
    思思 陈wrote:
     靠，你不相混了是不是，这么说我！你什么时候回来啊？
    还有怎么那么多外语阿？ 都是美女怎么不对我好点？呵呵呵呵
    May 7
    L.S. ♂wrote:
    TO 回归线上的企鹅 : 小庭子...等我回去咱俩拼憋气喝牛奶,,,一人10升够了吧???带吐回来的~~不然拼不过你,没你肚子能装.....
    TO 思思 : 我说的都实话~~不过还要十分感谢你..不然我可能还会在高三多浪费一年时间~~~弃了是正确的决定..哈哈`````
    May 6
    commenwrote:
    游泳厉害就是不一样，要不一般的肺活量..........
    May 6
    commenwrote:
    下回你也到野炮那里爽爽嘛～至少可以让自己的两只手休息一下咯～MD，什么时候练的比我都**
    May 6
    思思 陈wrote:
    驼驼,我说你也太不讲究了吧!
    May 6
    my gwrote:
    TNND我发现你这孩子现在越来越开放了 什么问题都敢讨论了 不错 还有进步的空间
     
    May 5
    L.S. ♂wrote:
    TO 驕傲の公主: 我靠,德语都上来了...
    TO 让往事随风 : 你这个小妮子最近鼓捣啥呢??...就算40层我也不怕..我有腿从嗓子眼就开始分岔的身高优势,能多呼吸几口上层新鲜的空气~~~
    TO *･✿*ﾟ¨ﾟﾟ･bonne nuit.:  左手右手都是手,只要顺手哪个手都行....
    May 5
    驕傲の公主wrote:
    Mach deinen Mund zu! Wenn du gar nichts versehst!
    Mensch! 
    May 5
    Vivi.An. NiShAnShAnwrote:
    一点都不环保,哼哼,从GROUND FLOOR到4楼 ,你就去坐电梯啊,那你铁子让你受罪是应该的,怎么不是从GROUND FLOOR到40楼呢,这样的话你就从你铁子那"受益非浅"了,呵呵~~下次去爬楼梯吧,节约能源啊,还锻炼身体,省得这疼那疼,让人误会,哈哈~~
    May 5
    my gwrote:
    插一句 不管左手还是右手 好像都不好 我好像教育过你们 嘿嘿````
    May 5
    佳琪 许wrote:
    May 5
    show showwrote:
    COWwwwwwwwwwW~~~
    你的留言也太狠了吧.........
     
     
    好在我今天有"业务"......又上了....
    哈哈~~~~~~~
     
     
    谢谢你让我永垂不朽..永远活在你心中袄~~~~
    嘎嘎~~~
     
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    May 5
    my gwrote:
    最后那一段 其实不用解释的 开始我还没看懂 后来看你解释完了 我倒是想歪了 嘿嘿
    May 5

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